so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
can we just like fast forward through the entire month of september i want it to be october already
I’ll wake you up when September ends.
FUCK THIS JOKE I’VE BEEN HEARD IT EVERY SINGLE SEPTEMBER FUCK GREEN DAY FOR MAKING THE SONG
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be swedish.
Tony got really inspired after watching Pacific Rim. The only thing that kept him from building a full-scale Jaeger were cease-and-desist letters from the Pentagon, the United Nations, and an especially stern one from Damage Control.
In other news, billionaire Tony Stark announced plans to continue his jaeger project today. When questioned about the numerous official protests and the legal actions taken by government and international agencies against the plan, Mr. Stark replied that “Given recent events, there’s no way of knowing for sure if those guys aren’t Hydra anyway, so the only really responsible thing to do is to go ahead and do what I want.”
This is totally canon. I refuse to believe otherwise.
Yeah, this totally happened.
"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"
fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??